Another good ol' dirty joke ...


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Posted by daniel runyon at host-216-78-101-94.asm.bellsouth.net on January 27, 2003 at 03:10:18:

In Reply to: A good ol' dirty joke ... posted by Something-Like-37 on January 27, 2003 at 02:47:44:

Superman aint got shit to do, so he cruises by
Aquamans crib. He says:

Man, aint got shit, you?

Aquaman says:

Naw, man, I aint got shit either.

So he goes to Green Lanterns and says:

Have you got the latest batch of Hydrophonic Hooptie ready yet?
All I've been able to get's this ol' Mexican dirt shit.

And he says,

Naw, they saw it in the back one day while I was talkin
to em' on the BIG SCREEN.

So, Superman just takes a fuckin fly, in search of a little
"Hollywood Hills" he might could pinch off of
(hey, he's saved ALL OUR ASSES)
when he spots, WONDER WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's layin in the backyard, out in the WARM CALI SUN,
Naked as Lunch,
and Superman gets WOOD OF STEEL(oxymoron?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)
..........and he thinks to himself..........................




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