Posted by Replay Randy at 209.208.191.157 on January 28, 2003 at 11:46:57:
In Reply to: The First Question For Kevin Smith posted by MoobyGuru on January 28, 2003 at 11:16:45:
: Hi Kevin its MoobyGuru as im the fist 2 ask would you mind answering a few questions for me.But first can i ask for a favour please could i have a personalised Jersey Girl poster or screenplay if its not to much trouble as it would mean a lot to me to own such an item if so could you email me the information.
: 1)what does being a screen writer mean to you?
It means gatting a lot of pussy, not gatting but getting gatting would be sick. IM GONNA GAT THAT PUSSY, EXPLOSIONNNSSSSSS
: 2)whats been the most personnal film you have directed?
TWO SOFT COCKS AND A TWINKIE
: 3)Will they be putting The Movie Poop Shoot Message Board back up?
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, GEEZ.
: 4)Hows Banky?
HE'S STILL A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, YOU KNOW, SO HE'S OK I GUESS, IF THAT FILLS YOUR GEEKY HEART WITH JOY, HE'S FINE, HE'S ACTUALLY RIGHT HERE AND HE WANTS ME TO TELL YOU TO GROW THE FUCK UP.
: 5)Will you be coming to the UK?
HELL NO, I'D RATHER SUCK BLACK COCK.
: 6)I wanna go into films how do you become a master at pimping youre shit?
FIRST BECOME A MASTER AT THE SHIT BEFORE YOU START PIMPING IT, I THINK YOU'RE HTINKING WAY TOO FAR AHEAD, FOCUS ON THE NOW CHARLIE BROWN
: 7)What made you want to own The Stash?
BECAUSE I LIKE COMICS DUHHHHHH
: 8)do you want my autograph?'
THAT'S SUCH A FUNNY QUESTION NORMALLY PEOPLE ASK KEVIN FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH BUT U SWITCHED IT AROUND, DUDE, IGNORE MY LAST COMMENT, YOU'RE READY TO START PIMPIN YOUR SHIT BECAUSE THAT JOKE IS THE DEFINITION OF COMEDY......WANT MY AUTOGRAPH, I'M REALLY A NO ONE, SO UHH, WANT IT, HAHAHA WANT IT? NO SERIOUS WANT IT? HAHAHA, NO REALLY WANT IT? SELL IT ON EBAY FOR A MILLION DOLLARS, WANT IT? HAHHA WANT IT?
: 9)Can i have a my name in the credits in one of youre next flicks as the coolest fan(please it would be cool)?
OF COURSE, YOUR ROYAL COOLNESS