Re: The First Question For Kevin Smith

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: : : Hi Kevin its MoobyGuru as im the fist 2 ask would you mind answering a few questions for me.But first can i ask for a favour please could i have a personalised Jersey Girl poster or screenplay if its not to much trouble as it would mean a lot to me to own such an item if so could you email me the information. : : : 1)what does being a screen writer mean to you? : : It means gatting a lot of pussy, not gatting but getting gatting would be sick. IM GONNA GAT THAT PUSSY, EXPLOSIONNNSSSSSS : : : 2)whats been the most personnal film you have directed? : : TWO SOFT COCKS AND A TWINKIE : : : 3)Will they be putting The Movie Poop Shoot Message Board back up? : : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, GEEZ. : : : 4)Hows Banky? : : HE'S STILL A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, YOU KNOW, SO HE'S OK I GUESS, IF THAT FILLS YOUR GEEKY HEART WITH JOY, HE'S FINE, HE'S ACTUALLY RIGHT HERE AND HE WANTS ME TO TELL YOU TO GROW THE FUCK UP. : : : 5)Will you be coming to the UK? : : HELL NO, I'D RATHER SUCK BLACK COCK. : : : 6)I wanna go into films how do you become a master at pimping youre shit? : : FIRST BECOME A MASTER AT THE SHIT BEFORE YOU START PIMPING IT, I THINK YOU'RE HTINKING WAY TOO FAR AHEAD, FOCUS ON THE NOW CHARLIE BROWN : : : 7)What made you want to own The Stash? : : BECAUSE I LIKE COMICS DUHHHHHH : : : : : 8)do you want my autograph?' : : THAT'S SUCH A FUNNY QUESTION NORMALLY PEOPLE ASK KEVIN FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH BUT U SWITCHED IT AROUND, DUDE, IGNORE MY LAST COMMENT, YOU'RE READY TO START PIMPIN YOUR SHIT BECAUSE THAT JOKE IS THE DEFINITION OF COMEDY......WANT MY AUTOGRAPH, I'M REALLY A NO ONE, SO UHH, WANT IT, HAHAHA WANT IT? NO SERIOUS WANT IT? HAHAHA, NO REALLY WANT IT? SELL IT ON EBAY FOR A MILLION DOLLARS, WANT IT? HAHHA WANT IT? : : : 9)Can i have a my name in the credits in one of youre next flicks as the coolest fan(please it would be cool)? : : OF COURSE, YOUR ROYAL COOLNESS

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