I like, but some of it looks like it was from....

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: Bedazzeled w/ Liz Hurley, Some of those scenes are from the introduction, with Elliot, spec. the door and the water spashing. : : : any feedback is appreciated. : : thanks : : c : : ************************************************************************ : : : : 1. interior-countertop-day : : : : countertop with window behind it. focus is upon the counter and : : storefront window is blurred, still alowing sunlight to pour : : in. walls are light pastel yellow. : : a hand places a bottle of vinegar on the counter. there is : : something small and silver at the bottom of the bottle. : : Andy (v.o.) : : I'm like a bottle of vinegar with a : : Hershey's kiss at the bottom. Seriously, : : I am. I've had some bad things happen to : : me over my life, and they've sort of layered : : themselves on to who I am. : : : : : vinegar bottle disappears. an oyster appears on the counter. : : Andy (v.o.) : : They layered themselves on like that slimy : : stuff... : : : : hands dump a bucket of sand mixed with slimy goo. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...over a grain of sand in an oyster. : : Wait, that would mean I’m like a pearl. : : : : a hand digs a pearl out of the goo, presenting it to the : : camera. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : Ok, scratch that. : : : : hand tosses the pearl aside and pulls back out of frame. the : : mess disappears. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : My problems... : : : : hand appears with an unwrapped lollipop. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...layered themselves on to me like : : fuzz on a lollipop... : : : : lollipop now has fuzz all over it. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...that had been dropped under a sofa. : : : : the hand and lollipop disappear. a sofa appears in it's place, : : with the focus upon the seam where two cushions meet together. : : a hand appears pulling back the edge of one of the cushions : : revealing the same fuzzy lollipop underneath. the hand picks up : : the lollipop. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : There we go. : : : 2. exterior office building-day : : camera is Andy's P.O.V.- a hand is seen opening a door and : : holding it so an attractive young woman can exit. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : Deep down, I’m a good person. : : : : people are now coming through the door non-stop forcing Andy to : : hold the door open without a chance of him getting through. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : I open doors for people...and not just : : the pretty young women... : : : : : 3. interior diner-day : : camera is Andy's P.O.V.-sitting at a table ordering from the : : menu. a waitress stands there looking at her pad, taking his : : order. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : I’m polite to waitresses... : : : : the waitress stops writing and gives the camera a dirty look. : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...sorry, wait staff. : : : : sound of bell. the waitress smiles, beaming. : : : : : 4. exterior-baseball field-day : : camera is Andy's P.O.V.-a seven foot tall, intimidating man in a : : little league coach's uniform. he is yelling at the camera spit : : flying everywhere. the camera looks to the side of the man to : : show a rather small woman charging the unknowing coach. : : the coach pulls the camera back into his face. the small woman : : spins the coach around and they begin yelling at each other. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...and I never disrespect my mother, : : because at 5’1” she is still a force... : : : : mother jumps up and punches coach a la "my cousin vinney". : : coach falls down. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...to be reckoned with! : : : 5. exterior-apartment building-day : : Andy is exiting apartment taking garbage to the curb. in his : : hands are six overstuffed garbage bags ready to burst. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : In fact, deep down, I think I am like : : most people. I think most people are good, : : kind people when you get down to it, it’s : : just, like me... : : : : a car drives by splashing mud all over Andy, as a young black : : woman and an old white man observe the scene mere inches away : : standing at a bus stop. neither the young woman or the old man : : are touched by the mud. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...they’ve had problems layered over top : : that lead to the fuzzy lollipop they are : : today. : : : the garbage bags rip open spilling trash all over Andy. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : It is this fuzzy lollipopped person... : : : : a jack russell walks in and sniffs Andy"s feet and trash. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...that we honk at while driving... : : : : : : 6. exterior-apartment building-day : : close up on dog as he pees on Andy's feet. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...and glare at while they are taking : : too long... : : : 7. exterior-apartment building-day : : wide shot-Andy standing there looking down as dog trots away. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...in the check out lane. : : : : : 8. exterior-apartment building- day : : medium/close shot of Andy looking down at feet. a bus roles : : past him and stops to pick up the young woman and the old man. : : the bus splashes him and he is now covered head-to-toe as if he : : had jumped into a lake of mud. : : : : Andy looks up and spits out a mouthful of mud. : : : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : So there we are. : : FREEZE FRAME. : : Andy (v.o.) : : A group of fuzzy lollipops running : : around grating on each other. All we : : would have to do is scrape away the : : fuzz, and we would be a world of sweet, : : fragranted, mouth-watering lollipops. : : How hard can that be to do? : : : 9. interior-corporate office-break room sink-day : : Andy is rinsing something off in the sink. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : If I have an actual lollipop, covered : : with fuzz, I can easily... : : : : Andy pulls a smoking, empty lollipop stick out of the sink. : : the sink is smoking as well. Andy looks around in disbelief. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...clean it off under the faucet... : : : : 10.interior-corporate confrence room-day : : lights come up at the end of a presentation being given by : : Andy. the camera is behind him looking at the other dozen : : people at the confrence table. they are all in disgust from : : looking at Andy. Andy shrugs his shoulders as if to say "what?" : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : ...or just claim the “10 second” rule : : and lick the thing clean. : : 11. interior-confrence room-day : : close up of Andy-looking confused, he has thick lint-like fuzz : : all over his lips. he opens his mouth and his teeth and tongue : : are covered as well. : : : : Andy (v.o.) : : Why is this so hard to do in real life?

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