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: : A friend recently sent me this, and though juvenile, I found it funny. Especially because my new name off this test is Fluffy Hamstertush. Fluffy's jealous! : : Anyway..here it is: : : : : > Try this out it will put a smile on your face. : : > : : > Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day..... : : > No wonder we're so unhappy... : : > Try out a new name. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you : : > need some silliness to : : > break : : > up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your : : > new name. : : > : : > The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants : : > and the Perilous Plot of : : > Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone : : > to assume new names... : : > : : > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first : : > name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty : : > f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky : : > k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus : : > q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit : : > w = oprah x =! skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa : : > : : > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half : : > of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger : : > e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey : : > k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster : : > q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle : : > w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker : : > : : > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half : : > of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush : : > f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = : : > brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns : : > s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt : : > x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice : : > : : > For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. : : > Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. : : > And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults : : > laugh an average of 4 times a : : > day. Put more laughter in your life!!

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