What's your name?


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Posted by ElfGirl at ras3-99.dial.metalink.net on February 26, 2003 at 15:59:12:

A friend recently sent me this, and though juvenile, I found it funny. Especially because my new name off this test is Fluffy Hamstertush. Fluffy's jealous!
Anyway..here it is:


> Try this out it will put a smile on your face.
>
> Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....
> No wonder we're so unhappy...
> Try out a new name. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
> need some silliness to
> break
> up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your
> new name.
>
> The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
> and the Perilous Plot of
> Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone
> to assume new names...
>
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
> name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty
> f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky
> k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus
> q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit
> w = oprah x =! skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
> of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger
> e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey
> k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster
> q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle
> w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
>
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
> of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush
> f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l =
> brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
> s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt
> x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
>
> For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
> Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject.
> And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
> laugh an average of 4 times a
> day. Put more laughter in your life!!



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