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Posted by Elorah Dannan at h0040d02a0bab.ne.client2.attbi.com on February 26, 2003 at 18:40:21:

In Reply to: What's your name? posted by ElfGirl on February 26, 2003 at 15:59:12:

: A friend recently sent me this, and though juvenile, I found it funny. Especially because my new name off this test is Fluffy Hamstertush. Fluffy's jealous!
: Anyway..here it is:

:
: > Try this out it will put a smile on your face.
: >
: > Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....
: > No wonder we're so unhappy...
: > Try out a new name. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
: > need some silliness to
: > break
: > up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your
: > new name.
: >
: > The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
: > and the Perilous Plot of
: > Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone
: > to assume new names...
: >
: > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
: > name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty
: > f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky
: > k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus
: > q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit
: > w = oprah x =! skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
: >
: > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
: > of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger
: > e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey
: > k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster
: > q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle
: > w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
: >
: > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
: > of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush
: > f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l =
: > brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
: > s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt
: > x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
: >
: > For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
: > Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject.
: > And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
: > laugh an average of 4 times a
: > day. Put more laughter in your life!!




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