Re: You're a Kevin Smith fanatic if...


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Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at 194.66.216.144 on March 30, 2003 at 11:34:13:

In Reply to: You're a Kevin Smith fanatic if... posted by John32070 on March 30, 2003 at 11:26:19:

You never touch chocolate pretzels!

You know where the cookie stand should go.

You never look at seal's in the same way...

You get the urge to say "in a row" after hearing the number "37"
: Whenever you go to a convinience store, you ask the clerk; "Are you even supposed to be here today?"

: You work at a convinience store and the owner constantly berates you for the sign on the register that says "if you are going to shoplift let us know"

: When walking in a mall, when you get to one of the open areas, for no real reason you yell "FLY FATASS FLY"

: Your partner complains about where you two are having sex, you say "well at least it's not the back of a Volkswagon", unless it is of course.

: It comes to no surprise to you, that those who speak the least, have the most to say.

: When a religion offers radical changes, you know to get out of town.

: When in church, when speaking about or praying to God, all you can think abut is Allanis Morrisete doing handstands and when the Priest/Minsister closes the bible you think about Allanis closing the Askewuniverse book.

: You actually hunt down and beat up anyone who says crap about you on an internet message board.

: You know someone named Steve and everytime they say something to someone you say "tell em' Steve-Dave" even though his middle name isn't Dave.

: Feel free to continue the thread.




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