Posted by John32070 at hh1120001.direcpc.com on March 30, 2003 at 11:26:19:
Whenever you go to a convinience store, you ask the clerk; "Are you even supposed to be here today?"
You work at a convinience store and the owner constantly berates you for the sign on the register that says "if you are going to shoplift let us know"
When walking in a mall, when you get to one of the open areas, for no real reason you yell "FLY FATASS FLY"
Your partner complains about where you two are having sex, you say "well at least it's not the back of a Volkswagon", unless it is of course.
It comes to no surprise to you, that those who speak the least, have the most to say.
When a religion offers radical changes, you know to get out of town.
When in church, when speaking about or praying to God, all you can think abut is Allanis Morrisete doing handstands and when the Priest/Minsister closes the bible you think about Allanis closing the Askewuniverse book.
You actually hunt down and beat up anyone who says crap about you on an internet message board.
You know someone named Steve and everytime they say something to someone you say "tell em' Steve-Dave" even though his middle name isn't Dave.
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