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: : Whenever you go to a convinience store, you ask the clerk; "Are you even supposed to be here today?" : I have never done that. : : You work at a convinience store and the owner constantly berates you for the sign on the register that says "if you are going to shoplift let us know" : I haven't done that either : : When walking in a mall, when you get to one of the open areas, for no real reason you yell "FLY FATASS FLY" : Never said those words togther : : Your partner complains about where you two are having sex, you say "well at least it's not the back of a Volkswagon", unless it is of course. : Guy's ladies no better than to complain. They're honered to do it with Guy. : : It comes to no surprise to you, that those who speak the least, have the most to say. : That can be true. : : When a religion offers radical changes, you know to get out of town. : If a person was taking any movie this seriously, they'd get commited. : : When in church, when speaking about or praying to God, all you can think abut is Allanis Morrisete doing handstands and when the Priest/Minsister closes the bible you think about Allanis closing the Askewuniverse book. : Same with this. You know you're mental when... : : You actually hunt down and beat up anyone who says crap about you on an internet message board. : Yes that is retarded. Have you done any of these things : : You know someone named Steve and everytime they say something to someone you say "tell em' Steve-Dave" even though his middle name isn't Dave. : That would be exceptable. : : Feel free to continue the thread. : Please don't

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