Posted by KBellaWriter at 111-140-178-66.dialup.efn.org on March 30, 2003 at 17:26:11:
In Reply to: You're a Kevin Smith fanatic if... posted by John32070 on March 30, 2003 at 11:26:19:
This is a fun observation. "Fly Fatass Fly" was the funniest line in Mallrats! :) I have always known that the quiet ones often have the most to say or at least the most profound things to say. Silent Bob and his real-life counterparts may not say much but when they do it's powerful.
: Whenever you go to a convinience store, you ask the clerk; "Are you even supposed to be here today?"
: You work at a convinience store and the owner constantly berates you for the sign on the register that says "if you are going to shoplift let us know"
: When walking in a mall, when you get to one of the open areas, for no real reason you yell "FLY FATASS FLY"
: Your partner complains about where you two are having sex, you say "well at least it's not the back of a Volkswagon", unless it is of course.
: It comes to no surprise to you, that those who speak the least, have the most to say.
: When a religion offers radical changes, you know to get out of town.
: When in church, when speaking about or praying to God, all you can think abut is Allanis Morrisete doing handstands and when the Priest/Minsister closes the bible you think about Allanis closing the Askewuniverse book.
: You actually hunt down and beat up anyone who says crap about you on an internet message board.
: You know someone named Steve and everytime they say something to someone you say "tell em' Steve-Dave" even though his middle name isn't Dave.
: Feel free to continue the thread.