Posted by The bi-sexual Baden Powell at host213-122-107-242.in-addr.btopenworld.com on March 30, 2003 at 11:48:18:
In Reply to: You're a Kevin Smith fanatic if... posted by John32070 on March 30, 2003 at 11:26:19:
U have learned bens chasing amy speech so you can convert lesbiens
you visit this board every day
you get into arguments with people about flying cars so just at the end you can say "you'd do it with a bunch of guys just to get a car?"
you hitch-hike with a sign saying........well.... you know.....
whenever you watch american pie and get to "that scene" you find yourself saying to yourself, or people next to you "in prison, he'll be the pie"
you make blue-prints outlining whatever you do
you use various qords like "bong" " snoogans" and "snoochie bootchies" - yet when other people say them you ask them "who the fuck talks like that cus thats fucking baby talk"
you call sex "whoopie"
you offer your friends chocolate covered pretzels and laugh when they eat them - despite being afraid to put then up your ass before hard