Posted by Kiss It at adsl-209-76-203-97.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net on March 30, 2003 at 21:08:00:
In Reply to: Not necessarily the same... posted by jthecamb on March 30, 2003 at 21:00:44:
The ring of power makes corrupts and draws people to it. So does pussy.
The fate of the world rests on the shoulders of a hobbit, who declines to save existance due to the ring's magical draw. I know I would be sporting one if I fucked with something that large.
Granted, it's no Jack Black wearing the One Ring in his dick, but it's a question based on literature that's not dumb in the least. If anything, LotR supports nature and all things involved. Trouser push-ups are no exception.
Also, perhaps the dictionary was a bad example. Try the Bible, instead.