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but women are free to play along.
getting you pubes caught in your zipper, or stubbing your toe
not coming at all, or coming in under 3 minutes
dingleberries or dirareha
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being freezing cold, or extremly hot
getting kicked in the balls, or getting a nipple twister
finding out your super hot girlfriend has a very hairy ass, or finding out she hates sex