Posted by Kiss It at adsl-209-76-203-97.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net on March 30, 2003 at 23:14:47:
In Reply to: lets play whats worse! (mostly for men only) posted by nude pinky playing card on March 30, 2003 at 22:45:44:
: getting you pubes caught in your zipper, or stubbing your toe
Stubbing my toe. I shave my pubes.
: not coming at all, or coming in under 3 minutes
Under three minutes. Horrible. Lucky stamina factors in somewhere.
: dingleberries or dirareha
Dingleberries. I don't want to be picking my ass while a girl and I are making out.
: a stain on your crotch when you are on a date, or not paying the bill
Stain on the crotch (unless it's your date's stain on your crotch). Not paying the bill gets girls hot. The whole "We've been bad, let's go punish each other" thing.
: being freezing cold, or extremly hot
The latter.
: getting kicked in the balls, or getting a nipple twister
Kicked in the balls. Nipple twisters are a turn on.
: finding out your super hot girlfriend has a very hairy ass, or finding out she hates sex
It doesn't matter as long as you love her.