Posted by Sheila_C at user-2ivfn12.dialup.mindspring.com on March 28, 2003 at 01:55:08:
In Reply to: Re: of course i don't say that, you crazy broad... posted by cynicalderek on March 28, 2003 at 01:45:09:
: : : Why do women bring up the distant past?
: : Like the Civil War?
: No I don't like the civil war. It was a really nasty time in the states, and a lot of people died. That has pretty much nothing to do with my question unless you elaborate some.
Lighten up.....I was just teasin'. ;)
: : : Why do women mistake assholes for being confident, and confidence for being an asshole?
: : It's a fine line, but it's not hard to distinguish the two....
: Most women have a hard time distinguishing the two. I wish I had been more of an asshole when I was younger.
That's too bad.
: : : Why are women never happy no matter how good you treat them?
: : Not true for ALL women.
: : The women that aren't ever happy probably have a problem that goes a bit deeper...depression......or maybe she's just a whiny bitch that you need to cut loose.
: I've cut quite a few "whiny bitches" loose.
Looks like you solved your problem with that then....
: : : Why won't they date guy if he's "too nice?"
: : Not this woman. I've been with a very nice guy for almost ten years.
: So, you've been with him for ten years, but haven't married him? Or have you? If not, is he not nice enough to committ to?
Nope, he's a great guy and we're committed. Just don't need the legal paper and more taxes to pay since we're not homeowners (advice from our investor). When we get a home, then we get the tax break when we marry.
: : : Why do they always ask "what are you thinking about?"
: : Do they?
: Yes, they do! And most guys have been through this shit with a woman. Maybe you're just that exceptional woman who doesn't play games, but the said truth is that women love to ask you what you're thinking, especially after you've just busted a nut and are trying to go to sleep.
It would annoy me if people always asked me what I was thinking. Silence can be golden.
: : :Why don't women understand why guys like porn and lesbians?
: : Nothing wrong with porn. Some chicks like porn, too (and not just the soft porn with some corny "story" attached to it).
: OK. I have never heard a completely straight woman say that she's all right with her man looking at porn (if they are in a serious relationship).
How do you know the women don't look at porn, too? I've known a few straight women to do that....alone and with their guy.
: : :What are guys supposed to say and do when a women is having her period (because nothing seems to work)?
: : "You look sexy in that bulky menstrual pad, babe."
: Yeah. I don't think I'll try that one any time soon.
;)
- Sheila
Damn, this is getting long.....