Posted by cynicalderek at host-216-78-112-152.bgk.bellsouth.net on March 28, 2003 at 01:45:09:
In Reply to: Re: of course i don't say that, you crazy broad... posted by Sheila_C on March 28, 2003 at 01:35:20:
: Well, I'm going to try to answer you, but I am definitely not speaking for ALL women.....just me.....
: : Why do women bring up the distant past?
: Like the Civil War?
No I don't like the civil war. It was a really nasty time in the states, and a lot of people died. That has pretty much nothing to do with my question unless you elaborate some.
: : Why do women mistake assholes for being confident, and confidence for being an asshole?
: It's a fine line, but it's not hard to distinguish the two....
Most women have a hard time distinguishing the two. I wish I had been more of an asshole when I was younger.
: : Why are women never happy no matter how good you treat them?
: Not true for ALL women.
: The women that aren't ever happy probably have a problem that goes a bit deeper...depression......or maybe she's just a whiny bitch that you need to cut loose.
I've cut quite a few "whiny bitches" loose.
: : Why won't they date guy if he's "too nice?"
: Not this woman. I've been with a very nice guy for almost ten years.
So, you've been with him for ten years, but haven't married him? Or have you? If not, is he not nice enough to committ to?
: : Why do they always ask "what are you thinking about?"
: Do they?
Yes, they do! And most guys have been through this shit with a woman. Maybe you're just that exceptional woman who doesn't play games, but the said truth is that women love to ask you what you're thinking, especially after you've just busted a nut and are trying to go to sleep.
: :Why don't women understand why guys like porn and lesbians?
: Nothing wrong with porn. Some chicks like porn, too (and not just the soft porn with some corny "story" attached to it).
OK. I have never heard a completely straight woman say that she's all right with her man looking at porn (if they are in a serious relationship).
: :What are guys supposed to say and do when a women is having her period (because nothing seems to work)?
: "You look sexy in that bulky menstrual pad, babe."
Yeah. I don't think I'll try that one any time soon.
: :And I could go on and on and on, and I'm sure that other guys could add a lot more to this short list of complaints.
: - Sheila, Broad o' the Board