Posted by Sheila_C at user-2ivfn12.dialup.mindspring.com on March 28, 2003 at 01:35:20:
In Reply to: Re: of course i don't say that, you crazy broad... posted by cynicalderek on March 28, 2003 at 01:27:08:
Well, I'm going to try to answer you, but I am definitely not speaking for ALL women.....just me.....
: Why do women bring up the distant past?
Like the Civil War?
: Why do women mistake assholes for being confident, and confidence for being an asshole?
It's a fine line, but it's not hard to distinguish the two....
: Why are women never happy no matter how good you treat them?
Not true for ALL women.
The women that aren't ever happy probably have a problem that goes a bit deeper...depression......or maybe she's just a whiny bitch that you need to cut loose.
: Why won't they date guy if he's "too nice?"
Not this woman. I've been with a very nice guy for almost ten years.
: Why do they always ask "what are you thinking about?"
Do they?
:Why don't women understand why guys like porn and lesbians?
Nothing wrong with porn. Some chicks like porn, too (and not just the soft porn with some corny "story" attached to it).
:What are guys supposed to say and do when a women is having her period (because nothing seems to work)?
"You look sexy in that bulky menstrual pad, babe."
:And I could go on and on and on, and I'm sure that other guys could add a lot more to this short list of complaints.
- Sheila, Broad o' the Board