Posted by Raikus at pcp02547486pcs.micske01.fl.comcast.net on May 16, 2003 at 12:38:28:
In Reply to: Re: Hardly Clerkin Poll posted by innerinsanity666 on May 16, 2003 at 12:37:04:
: : Please answer these questions about Hardly Clerkin.
: : (this is meant for laughter only, None of the responses are valid or) (derogatory, just funny.)
: : 1) How many Sheep do you think Hardly has molested this week? 7
: : 2) How many times do you think Hardly has tried to screw a Dog? 123
: : 3) Why do you think Hardly loves Beastiality So Much?
: Because he's a sick sumbitch
: : 4) If you could meet Hardly and insult Him what would you say?
: I would just look at him and laugh, then cry a little and feel bad for him.
: : 5) Have you ever had sexual intercourse with Hardly's Sister or Cousin?
: Both..at the same time...I got it on video.
: : 6) If hardly was to Marry a Goat, who would be the Bitch and who would be the Butch?
: The Goat would be the Butch and Hardly would be the Bitch
: : 7) Why do you think Hardly thinks about Donkey Kong (ASS MONKEY)while masterbating???
: Because He's a sick sumbitch
: : 8) Why do you think Hardly Loves Monkey Pole, How often do you suppose He thinks about Monkey Pole?
: i dont know why he loves it except that he's sick, but I suppose he thinks about monkey Pole every 20 seconds.