Posted by innerinsanity666 at access.llcoop.org on May 16, 2003 at 12:39:09:
In Reply to: Another case of "write what you know." *NT posted by Raikus on May 16, 2003 at 12:38:28:
: : : Please answer these questions about Hardly Clerkin.
: : : (this is meant for laughter only, None of the responses are valid or) (derogatory, just funny.)
: : : 1) How many Sheep do you think Hardly has molested this week? 7
: : : 2) How many times do you think Hardly has tried to screw a Dog? 123
: : : 3) Why do you think Hardly loves Beastiality So Much?
: : Because he's a sick sumbitch
: : : 4) If you could meet Hardly and insult Him what would you say?
: : I would just look at him and laugh, then cry a little and feel bad for him.
: : : 5) Have you ever had sexual intercourse with Hardly's Sister or Cousin?
: : Both..at the same time...I got it on video.
: : : 6) If hardly was to Marry a Goat, who would be the Bitch and who would be the Butch?
: : The Goat would be the Butch and Hardly would be the Bitch
: : : 7) Why do you think Hardly thinks about Donkey Kong (ASS MONKEY)while masterbating???
: : Because He's a sick sumbitch
: : : 8) Why do you think Hardly Loves Monkey Pole, How often do you suppose He thinks about Monkey Pole?
: : i dont know why he loves it except that he's sick, but I suppose he thinks about monkey Pole every 20 seconds.