Re: random nonsense


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Posted by Young Nasty Man at dhcp024-208-211-069.indy.rr.com on May 18, 2003 at 03:23:17:

In Reply to: random nonsense posted by Heatherondo.. on May 18, 2003 at 02:59:27:

..by any other name? A redneck is a redneck, AK and IN both gots em in spades.

: IN Arkansas Wal-mart rules the world, in INdiana it sucks rocks.

Wal-mart is a horrible evil place in every incarnation.

: In Arkansas Hostess makes "King Dons" in INdiana the same cake is a Ding Dong, now i would like to point out when i was a child the were ding dongs there too but one day they just changed.

King Dongs? That is so horribly wrong for so many reasons.

: IN arkansas you hide the fact you smoke dope. IN Indiana its practically no different than smoking ciggerettes, (we do not smoke the dope mind you, but have yet to meet anyone who has not asked us if we do within the first day of meeting)

Oh c'mon! Where are you meeting these people? Flea markets? Karma record stores? Yeah, I've known lots of people who do smoke it, but I've known lots more who don't, me included. And thats from someone who's lived here almost his entire life.


: IN Arkansas you can generally speed within reason with no issue, here you get nailed every time.

Noooo! I've gotten ONE speeding ticket my entire life, and I ain't no sunday driver neither.

: IN Arkansas we will have up 100 murders in a year in the capitol city, in INdiana they freak out when there were five, when the average is 2....

Where in IN do you live? Indianapolis has it's fair share of murders, the average is no where NEAR 2.

: IN Arkansas tornadoes remove entire communities, in INdiana they make a little damage to the roof.

This is true, I've only seen one and all it did was take off a Burger King roof and tear the poop out of a whole lot of trees. Tornadoes don't seem to last long here for some reason.

: IN Arkansas there are bugs everywhere always even in winter.Indiana is very low bug.

Depends on how close you live to a lake, the closer you live the worse it gets.

: In Arkansas when it snows more than two flakes everyone runs to the store and starts buying all the food like its the end of the world, everything closes, power lines get ripped out by frozen limbs snapping. In Indiana, its business as usuall even in like 4 feet of snow....

Yeah, well people here still can't drive in it. I swear to christ every year it seems like no one has EVER driven on it before! People are goin' into ditches, sliding into each other, spinning out... It's ri-goddamn-diculous.

: Why didnt i move here earlier, its such an improvement i dontt mind the freaking corn everywhere lol

"There's more than corn, in Indiana."

Sigh, I fucking hate corn.




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