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Posted by Heatherondo.. at netcache-2002.public.lawson.webtv.net on May 18, 2003 at 02:59:27:

I lived in The South, Arkansas (USA) until October of 2001, i was 31, I moved to a more northern state, Indiana. I noticed some odd things.
IN Arkansas, Dr. pepper is a Coke product, here it is a Pepsi product.

IN Arkansas Wal-mart rules the world, in INdiana it sucks rocks.

In Arkansas Hostess makes "King Dons" in INdiana the same cake is a Ding Dong, now i would like to point out when i was a child the were ding dongs there too but one day they just changed.

IN arkansas you hide the fact you smoke dope. IN Indiana its practically no different than smoking ciggerettes, (we do not smoke the dope mind you, but have yet to meet anyone who has not asked us if we do within the first day of meeting)

IN Arkansas you can generally speed within reason with no issue, here you get nailed every time.

IN Arkansas we will have up 100 murders in a year in the capitol city, in INdiana they freak out when there were five, when the average is 2....

IN Arkansas tornadoes remove entire communities, in INdiana they make a little damage to the roof.

IN Arkansas there are bugs everywhere always even in winter.Indiana is very low bug.

In Arkansas when it snows more than two flakes everyone runs to the store and starts buying all the food like its the end of the world, everything closes, power lines get ripped out by frozen limbs snapping. In Indiana, its business as usuall even in like 4 feet of snow....

Why didnt i move here earlier, its such an improvement i dontt mind the freaking corn everywhere lol


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