Posted by Elorah Dannan at h0040d02a0bab.ne.client2.attbi.com on May 15, 2003 at 08:16:45:
In Reply to: Sad case questionnaire (not a poll)... posted by Eyesonly on May 15, 2003 at 07:53:19:
: How to know if you are a sad case...
: UK peeps, substitute UK equivalents in 2, 3
: 1) Do insist on wearing horrible old carpet slippers that aren't even comfortable and should have been slung in the garbage months ago?
Don't wear slippers, I prefer my feet skyclad.
: 2) Do you wear these slippers when you pop down to the 7-11 for milk?
No, but I have worn my little silk nighty with sweatpants and a jacket to the Quick Stop.
: 3) Do you wear these slipper when you go to see your Congressman?
I don't do politics
: 4) Do you buy a ready meal for one, and then only eat half of it, saving the rest for another meal?
No, too much sodium in those things.
: 5) Do you ever decide to make a meal by eating cold beans straight out of the can (to save on the washing up)?
Hell Yah...I'll take a can of greenbeans to work and have that for lunch.
: 6) Do you use the same fork, knife and spoon over and over?
No, that's a bit yucky.
: 7) Have you ever had mice infest your kitchen - and you decide that they are your pets, rather than do something about the infestation?
NEVER!!!!!
: 8) as in 7 but with rats?
EEWWWWWWW
: 9) If you live in a damp area, as in 7 but with fish?
where the hell do you come up with these questions. NO
: 10) Do people point at you in the street and call you "sad bastard"?
No, that's what we call my neighbor.
: If your answer to any of the above 10 questions is "yes", then I'm very much afraid that you are, indeed, a sad case...
Besides the canned green beans, I'm not a "sad case"....LOL