Posted by Eyesonly at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on May 15, 2003 at 07:53:19:
How to know if you are a sad case...
UK peeps, substitute UK equivalents in 2, 3
1) Do insist on wearing horrible old carpet slippers that aren't even comfortable and should have been slung in the garbage months ago?
2) Do you wear these slippers when you pop down to the 7-11 for milk?
3) Do you wear these slipper when you go to see your Congressman?
4) Do you buy a ready meal for one, and then only eat half of it, saving the rest for another meal?
5) Do you ever decide to make a meal by eating cold beans straight out of the can (to save on the washing up)?
6) Do you use the same fork, knife and spoon over and over?
7) Have you ever had mice infest your kitchen - and you decide that they are your pets, rather than do something about the infestation?
8) as in 7 but with rats?
9) If you live in a damp area, as in 7 but with fish?
10) Do people point at you in the street and call you "sad bastard"?
If your answer to any of the above 10 questions is "yes", then I'm very much afraid that you are, indeed, a sad case...