Posted by pickleweasel at 141.238.108.85 on May 15, 2003 at 10:39:07:
In Reply to: Sad case questionnaire (not a poll)... posted by Eyesonly on May 15, 2003 at 07:53:19:
: How to know if you are a sad case...
: UK peeps, substitute UK equivalents in 2, 3
: 1) Do insist on wearing horrible old carpet slippers that aren't even
comfortable and should have been slung in the garbage months
ago? no
: 2) Do you wear these slippers when you pop down to the 7-11 for
milk? no
: 3) Do you wear these slipper when you go to see your
Congressman? no
: 4) Do you buy a ready meal for one, and then only eat half of it,
saving the rest for another meal? sometimes
: 5) Do you ever decide to make a meal by eating cold beans straight
out of the can (to save on the washing up)? eww..no
: 6) Do you use the same fork, knife and spoon over and over? no
: 7) Have you ever had mice infest your kitchen - and you decide that
they are your pets, rather than do something about the infestation?
no, but I think my dad would...
: 8) as in 7 but with rats? no
: 9) If you live in a damp area, as in 7 but with fish? no...that would be
pretty funny though
: 10) Do people point at you in the street and call you "sad bastard"?
maybe not in those exact words...but sometimes
: If your answer to any of the above 10 questions is "yes", then I'm very
much afraid that you are, indeed, a sad case... tell me something I
don't know