Posted by Fly at www-cache.spicers.net on May 15, 2003 at 08:01:10:
In Reply to: Sad case questionnaire (not a poll)... posted by Eyesonly on May 15, 2003 at 07:53:19:
: How to know if you are a sad case...
: UK peeps, substitute UK equivalents in 2, 3
: 1) Do insist on wearing horrible old carpet slippers that aren't even comfortable and should have been slung in the garbage months ago?
no!! I go akimbo!! (on my feet!!)
: 2) Do you wear these slippers when you pop down to the 7-11 for milk?
No!! although there is a 7-11 in london!
: 3) Do you wear these slipper when you go to see your Congressman?
No!
: 4) Do you buy a ready meal for one, and then only eat half of it, saving the rest for another meal?
no!! cook my own food!!
: 5) Do you ever decide to make a meal by eating cold beans straight out of the can (to save on the washing up)?
Hell no!!
: 6) Do you use the same fork, knife and spoon over and over?
Yes, when washed!!
: 7) Have you ever had mice infest your kitchen - and you decide that they are your pets, rather than do something about the infestation?
no!
: 8) as in 7 but with rats?
no!
: 9) If you live in a damp area, as in 7 but with fish?
Ha!ha! no!!
: 10) Do people point at you in the street and call you "sad bastard"?
All the time but it's more of "Fuckin Paki!!"
: If your answer to any of the above 10 questions is "yes", then I'm very much afraid that you are, indeed, a sad case...
Tell me something I don't already know!!;-)