Posted by RubyTuesday at 165.134.150.61 on May 15, 2003 at 11:15:55:
In Reply to: Who can help me? posted by Rev. Jonny Fabulous on May 15, 2003 at 11:07:25:
He has even recently learned to mow the lawn, (Bonus!) but I can't part w/him. Sorry.
A request though: I'm also looking for a child to adopt - a girl, age 16, who can drive and babysit. Must have a good attitude and be college-bound. When she turns 18, I offer free tuition at a fine university. It's a win/win!
: I am looking for a child to adopt.
: You must be at least 7, but no more than 9, a quick study, learned in the arts of fisticuffs, and able to contribute to the running costs of my life.
: You must also agree with me unquestioningly, and spread stories of my "gr8ness" after I die.
: If you are this child, I will send you a stamped addressed envelope, which you will then use to travel to my house. You must then clean said house.
: John (Or "Father", "Sir", "His Daddyship", but not "Poppysocks", "Feckin Eejit" or "Nobody Frigg'n Move! This is a Robbery!")