Posted by jkm822 at alb-24-195-224-162.nycap.rr.com on May 26, 2003 at 14:05:52:
In Reply to: All Things Being Equal POLLIsh kinda! posted by fluffy on May 26, 2003 at 04:02:55:
: Ya know this is tough work so do us all the great HONOR of being honest and
: elaborative in your answer!
: 1> Bill and Ted 's Most Excellent adventure? Did you see it? Did you like it?
Many, many, many times, and yes, I did. And do.
: 2> Do you see any correlation between no1 and J&SBSB? How?
Uh... two not incredibly bright guys on a difficult to believe but rather amusing trip?
: 3> Have you ever wanted to be a pilot, astronaut? Person who flies thing?
No, not really. Not a big fan of heights.
: 4>What's the best sexist or rascist joke you ever heard? What is it?
I can't give you sexist or racist, but I can give you religion, how's that?
So, Christ is up on the cross, dying. A man comes along and says, "O Christ, I have heard your teachings. What can I do to help you?" And Christ, in more appropriately Biblical language, essentially said, "You can get me down." So the man goes and gets a hammer, and climbs up on the cross and proceeds to pry the nail out of Christ's right hand. And Christ says, "Thank you, my son." The man removes the nail from Christ's left hand, and Christ says, "Thank you, my son, but... FEET FIRST!!!!"
Sorry, I just woke up, that's the best I can do.
: 5> I've seen people hit people for smoking cigarettes in public! What's the most stunning act of aggression you've ever seen?
High school bullies set my parents' car on fire without provocation.
: 6. Thai food or mexican..which do you choose? Why?
Mexican. 'Cause there was this killer little hole-in-the-wall place in Perth Amboy that made the most fantastic shrimp dish.
: 7. Televison and cars. Best or worst inventions ever?
Both.
: 8. Poetry.. Lovely or a waste of your time?
Depends on the poetry. It's not usually my bag, but some of it's OK.
: 9> Do you consider yourself ORDINARY?
No, not really.
: 10>What's the most important thing you shall do TOday?
Clean this shithole of an apartment, as soon as I can tear myself away from this thing.
: Thank you! have a great one! Remember..never eat anything bigger than your head!
Not at one go, anyway. :-)