And Christ screams OUCH!!!!!!!!!!! *nt*

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: : : Ya know this is tough work so do us all the great HONOR of being honest and : : : elaborative in your answer! : : : 1> Bill and Ted 's Most Excellent adventure? Did you see it? Did you like it? : : Many, many, many times, and yes, I did. And do. : : : 2> Do you see any correlation between no1 and J&SBSB? How? : : Uh... two not incredibly bright guys on a difficult to believe but rather amusing trip? : : : 3> Have you ever wanted to be a pilot, astronaut? Person who flies thing? : : No, not really. Not a big fan of heights. : : : 4>What's the best sexist or rascist joke you ever heard? What is it? : : I can't give you sexist or racist, but I can give you religion, how's that? : : So, Christ is up on the cross, dying. A man comes along and says, "O Christ, I : have heard your teachings. What can I do to help you?" And Christ, in more : appropriately Biblical language, essentially said, "You can get me down." So the : man goes and gets a hammer, and climbs up on the cross and proceeds to pry the : nail out of Christ's right hand. And Christ says, "Thank you, my son." The man : removes the nail from Christ's left hand, and Christ says, "Thank you, my son, but... : FEET FIRST!!!!" : : Sorry, I just woke up, that's the best I can do. : : : 5> I've seen people hit people for smoking cigarettes in public! What's the most : stunning act of aggression you've ever seen? : : High school bullies set my parents' car on fire without provocation. : : : 6. Thai food or mexican..which do you choose? Why? : : Mexican. 'Cause there was this killer little hole-in-the-wall place in Perth Amboy : that made the most fantastic shrimp dish. : : : 7. Televison and cars. Best or worst inventions ever? : : Both. : : : 8. Poetry.. Lovely or a waste of your time? : : Depends on the poetry. It's not usually my bag, but some of it's OK. : : : 9> Do you consider yourself ORDINARY? : : No, not really. : : : 10>What's the most important thing you shall do TOday? : : Clean this shithole of an apartment, as soon as I can tear myself away from this : thing. : : : Thank you! have a great one! Remember..never eat anything bigger than your : head! : : Not at one go, anyway. :-)

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