Told you Every THING Loud and CLear

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: : : 1) First of all if you've never seen either of the terrible movies "Anaconda" or "Deep : Blue Sea" Do not read this question -- Now, we can get on with question #1. Do you : object in any way shape or form to -- Ha! I cought you. You rat bastards! What did I : say? For shame... for shame. -- animals breaking the laws of physics ( as people : can speak for themselves), if so, How? : ~ What? Bestiality??? Or MUtant animals? I have mutant animals around me : everyday! Matacaballos..a cross between a scorpion and a spider as big as the : palm of my hand. You should hear what they sound like when you kill them. : : : : 2)Have you ever been caught masterbating by someone you didn't want to catch : you, but when you go to explain you realixe that they didn't realize that you were : masturbating, but now, thanks to your big mouth they do? If so, how did you- or if : not how would you resolve this? : ~ only get caught when I WANT to get caught!! YEA Clever!! : : : : 3)Leno, Letterman or a blowfish up the nose? Why? : ~~ Letterman..I feel his PAIN : : : : 4)Say, you found a genie and wished you could fly, but in order for it to work a : finger would grow out of your forehead. If the finger was removed you would loose : this ability. So every time you saved some kid from a plimmeting plane, people : would only notice the finger and call you "fingerhead", and would forget that you : were a hero. Do you amputate? : ~ Hell no! Another digit!! : : : : 5)Did you cry when any the following characters died? : : -Mufasa : : -Boromir : : -Darth Vader : : -William Wallace : : -The chick in "Love Story" : : -Tom Hanks in "Philidelphia" ~~ YES : : : : 6)Did you cry when any the following real people died : : -Martin Luther King Jr.~ YES : : -JFK~~ YES : : -Princess Diana : : -Mother Theresa : : : : 7)Would you ever e-mail naked pictures of yourself? : ~ OOPS Looks like it! : : : : 8)If so, would you ever e-mail them to a stranger? : ~ Whoops caught again! Damn : : : : 9)If so, would you ever e-mail them to spammy@x-mail.net : ~ Is that you? You'de have to court me first!

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