Posted by goldenrod at bth859dxy14nk.bc.hsia.telus.net on May 27, 2003 at 03:59:57:
Supposed to be it's own thread. I dunno what happened.
Your eyes find this, which puts all other polls to shame!... or, ya know, it doesn't, either way.
1) First of all if you've never seen either of the terrible movies "Anaconda" or "Deep Blue Sea" Do not read this question -- Now, we can get on with question #1. Do you object in any way shape or form to -- Ha! I cought you. You rat bastards! What did I say? For shame... for shame. -- animals breaking the laws of physics ( as people can speak for themselves), if so, How?
2)Have you ever been caught masterbating by someone you didn't want to catch you, but when you go to explain you realixe that they didn't realize that you were masturbating, but now, thanks to your big mouth they do? If so, how did you- or if not how would you resolve this?
3)Leno, Letterman or a blowfish up the nose? Why?
4)Say, you found a genie and wished you could fly, but in order for it to work a finger would grow out of your forehead. If the finger was removed you would loose this ability. So every time you saved some kid from a plimmeting plane, people would only notice the finger and call you "fingerhead", and would forget that you were a hero. Do you amputate?
5)Did you cry when any the following characters died?
-Mufasa
-Boromir
-Darth Vader
-William Wallace
-The chick in "Love Story"
-Tom Hanks in "Philidelphia"
6)Did you cry when any the following real people died
-Martin Luther King Jr.
-JFK
-Princess Diana
-Mother Theresa
7)Would you ever e-mail naked pictures of yourself?
8)If so, would you ever e-mail them to a stranger?
9)If so, would you ever e-mail them to spammy@x-mail.net