Re: You think youve seen polls untill...

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: : 1) First of all if you've never seen either of the terrible movies "Anaconda" or "Deep Blue Sea" Do not read this question -- Now, we can get on with question #1. Do you object in any way shape or form to -- Ha! I cought you. You rat bastards! What did I say? For shame... for shame. -- animals breaking the laws of physics ( as people can speak for themselves), if so, How? : I do not object, as long as I get to break the same rules they do. : : : : 2)Have you ever been caught masterbating by someone you didn't want to catch you, but when you go to explain you realixe that they didn't realize that you were masturbating, but now, thanks to your big mouth they do? If so, how did you- or if not how would you resolve this? : Never been caught. I was lucky I guess, because it was a hobby when I was in my early teens. Heh. : I guess though I would resolve it by making a joke about it. Try to diffuse the situation with a bit of humor. If that didn't work, I would hit them with a brick and hope for amnesia. : : : 3)Leno, Letterman or a blowfish up the nose? Why? : Hmm... what about Letterman up Leno's nose? Would be good TV. : : : 4)Say, you found a genie and wished you could fly, but in order for it to work a finger would grow out of your forehead. If the finger was removed you would loose this ability. So every time you saved some kid from a plimmeting plane, people would only notice the finger and call you "fingerhead", and would forget that you were a hero. Do you amputate? : Sure. I'll leave it. Like giving everyone the finger all the time. : : : : 5)Did you cry when any the following characters died? : : -Mufasa : : -Boromir : : -Darth Vader : : -William Wallace : : -The chick in "Love Story" : : -Tom Hanks in "Philidelphia" : : No. Iron Giant, yes. : : : 6)Did you cry when any the following real people died : : -Martin Luther King Jr. : : -JFK : : -Princess Diana : : -Mother Theresa : Nope. 2 before my time. 2 I couldn't care less about. : : : 7)Would you ever e-mail naked pictures of yourself? : Perhaps. : : : 8)If so, would you ever e-mail them to a stranger? : Proably not. : : : 9)If so, would you ever e-mail them to spammy@x-mail.net : Highly doubtful. : heh.

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