Posted by crazyjane. at webcacheb04a.cache.pol.co.uk on May 27, 2003 at 05:31:56:
In Reply to: You think youve seen polls untill... posted by goldenrod on May 27, 2003 at 03:59:57:
: 1) First of all if you've never seen either of the terrible movies "Anaconda" or "Deep Blue Sea" Do not read this question -- Now, we can get on with question #1. Do you object in any way shape or form to -- Ha! I cought you. You rat bastards! What did I say? For shame... for shame. -- animals breaking the laws of physics ( as people can speak for themselves), if so, How?
As long as they don't end up biting, scratching, stinging me or landing in my drink - animals can pretty much do what they like.
: 2)Have you ever been caught masterbating by someone you didn't want to catch you, but when you go to explain you realixe that they didn't realize that you were masturbating, but now, thanks to your big mouth they do? If so, how did you- or if not how would you resolve this? No, but thats a hilarious scenario!
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: 3)Leno, Letterman or a blowfish up the nose? Why? Why indeed!!??!
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: 4)Say, you found a genie and wished you could fly, but in order for it to work a finger would grow out of your forehead. If the finger was removed you would loose this ability. So every time you saved some kid from a plimmeting plane, people would only notice the finger and call you "fingerhead", and would forget that you were a hero. Do you amputate? I don't think I'd take the wish in the first place.
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: 5)Did you cry when any the following characters died?
: -Mufasa
: -Boromir
: -Darth Vader
: -William Wallace
: -The chick in "Love Story"
: -Tom Hanks in "Philidelphia" No, I don't cry at films on the whole.
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: 6)Did you cry when any the following real people died
: -Martin Luther King Jr.- Too young
: -JFK - Too young
: -Princess Diana - was weird but I'm not into the royal family so, no.
: -Mother Theresa - no.
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: 7)Would you ever e-mail naked pictures of yourself? And scare the shit out of people? No!
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: 8)If so, would you ever e-mail them to a stranger? No!
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: 9)If so, would you ever e-mail them to spammy@x-mail.net
Hell no!! :)