Posted by rpimath at 216-164-116-81.c3-0.wob-ubr3.sbo-wob.ma.cable.rcn.com on May 27, 2003 at 10:36:48:
In Reply to: You think youve seen polls untill... posted by goldenrod on May 27, 2003 at 03:59:57:
: 1) Do you object in any way shape or form to animals breaking the laws of physics, if so, How?
Is Yoda an animal? My husband went on for days and days about how he had no inertia in his movements...my hubbie is an engineer, so it bothers him a lot, but me I'm a mathematician, so I couldn't give two shits about the real world.
: 2)Have you ever been caught masterbating by someone you didn't want to catch you?
No. I'm discreet.
: 3)Leno, Letterman or a blowfish up the nose? Why?
Past my bedtime, but sometimes Leno's headlines are good enough to stay up for.
: 4)Say, you found a genie and wished you could fly...blah blah blah...
I would not wish to fly if I had a genie, but I would definitely amputate...how in the world is Ben Affleck gonna fall for me if I have a finger on my head...way too reminiscent of the little girl from Futurama with the ear on her forehead...
: 5)Did you cry when any the following characters died?
: -Mufasa
: -Boromir
: -Darth Vader
: -William Wallace
: -The chick in "Love Story"
: -Tom Hanks in "Philidelphia"
I only saw Boromir and Darth Vader die and I did not mourn the loss of either...
: 6)Did you cry when any the following real people died
: -Martin Luther King Jr.
: -JFK
: -Princess Diana
: -Mother Theresa
MLK, Jr. and JFK were before my time...I was born in 1977, the year ELvis died though...I didn't cry about Di and I didn't know Mother Theresa had passed on...thanks...thanks a lot...*sobs*
: 7)Would you ever e-mail naked pictures of yourself?
Nope, I do that kinda stuff in person...
RPImath