Re: You think youve seen polls untill...


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Posted by jkm822 at michigan.mgmt.rpi.edu on May 27, 2003 at 10:48:01:

In Reply to: You think youve seen polls untill... posted by goldenrod on May 27, 2003 at 03:59:57:

: Supposed to be it's own thread. I dunno what happened.
: Your eyes find this, which puts all other polls to shame!... or, ya know, it doesn't, either way.

: 1) First of all if you've never seen either of the terrible movies "Anaconda" or "Deep Blue Sea" Do not read this question -- Now, we can get on with question #1. Do you object in any way shape or form to -- Ha! I cought you. You rat bastards! What did I say? For shame... for shame. -- animals breaking the laws of physics ( as people can speak for themselves), if so, How?
I don't object to it in theory, but as both of those films (or what parts of them I saw; I didn't make it all the way through either of them) kinda sucked, THAT I object to. Jaws broke the laws of the animal kingdom, too, but that didn't bother me.

: 2)Have you ever been caught masterbating by someone you didn't want to catch you, but when you go to explain you realixe that they didn't realize that you were masturbating, but now, thanks to your big mouth they do? If so, how did you- or if not how would you resolve this?
Never been caught, so the question is irrelevant.

: 3)Leno, Letterman or a blowfish up the nose? Why?
Neither, usually, but if I have to watch one, it's usually Letterman. I only ever watch either show because someone I like is on.

: 4)Say, you found a genie and wished you could fly, but in order for it to work a finger would grow out of your forehead. If the finger was removed you would loose this ability. So every time you saved some kid from a plimmeting plane, people would only notice the finger and call you "fingerhead", and would forget that you were a hero. Do you amputate?
I think I'd amputate. If man had been intended to fly, we wouldn't have cars. ;-) Anyway, I've been picked on enough in this lifetime, I don't see the need to add to it.

: 5)Did you cry when any the following characters died?
: -Mufasa
Yes
: -Boromir
No
: -Darth Vader
No
: -William Wallace
Yes
: -The chick in "Love Story"
Never watched it all the way through
: -Tom Hanks in "Philidelphia"
Yes

: 6)Did you cry when any the following real people died
: -Martin Luther King Jr.
Wasn't born yet.
: -JFK
Ditto.
: -Princess Diana
No
: -Mother Theresa
No

I cried when John Lennon and George Harrison died, though.

: 7)Would you ever e-mail naked pictures of yourself?
Probably.

: 8)If so, would you ever e-mail them to a stranger?
No.

: 9)If so, would you ever e-mail them to spammy@x-mail.net
No.





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