Posted by Queen of Urban Legend at 64-205-217-231.client.dsl.net on May 27, 2003 at 13:35:36:
In Reply to: Weird Room Mates..... posted by Jessica Rabbit on May 27, 2003 at 12:40:25:
Okay, when I was in college I lived with 9 other people in a house with 7 bedrooms. Mind you, this was not a large house...the bedrooms were quite small. Here's a rundown of some of my roommates:
1. A man who physically assaulted someone wearing a full ninja outfit while the person was asleep in bed because they dared to bring a pizza with meat toppings into the house. Almost suffocated the offender with a pillow...violent vegetarians are quite strange.
2. A young neo-hippie who never shaved her body hair. No big deal, to each their own, but when she planned a vacation with her boyfriend and his parents, she tried on the bikini she intended to wear and modeled it for us to make sure it was modest enough for the conservative parents. She had actually shaved for the occasion (legs and armpits) but had completely forgotten about her bikini area...my eyes were burning for days after seeing what came poking out of the bathing suit! Also, when she and her boyfriend had sex (with the bedroom door open), it smelled of dead fish.
3. A young lady who informed me that removing the claws from her new cat would be oppressive to the cat. I withstood an hour long lecture on the oppression of cats...and I wasn't even the one who asked if she was planning on having the cats claws removed.
4. A young lady who constantly worked out. Working out is good, but when you have to have your roommates cart you off to the hospital because you did 500 sit-ups in one workout and cannot stand up because of the abdominal pain...it becomes a bit excessive. This happened more than once.
Whew...memories...I think I'm done for now.