Posted by cokechic at alpha45221.kingwoodcable.com on May 27, 2003 at 13:38:59:
In Reply to: Weird Room Mates..... posted by Jessica Rabbit on May 27, 2003 at 12:40:25:
So... I lived with 2 girls from a small town in East Texas my sophomore year of college. I am from Houston... the 4th largest city in the US. So, living with 2 girls from a town with a population of 6,000 was a little shocker. One was pretty normal. We ended up being close friends and living together until I graduated. The other is with whom I shared a room. Fuckin nuts. We'll call her CB (country bumpkin). She was overweight and on some crazy diet where she took pills and ate baked chips and salsa, baked potatoes with fat free cheese, and fat free ice-cream all the time.
So, one night we decide to go to a bar near our house. This is something that CB NEVER does. She gets all dolled up now that she's lost wieght and she looks great. She drinks a few beers and starts chattin with this local. Now, we went to school in a small town where the state prison system is located. So, if you were local, you worked for either
A) The Prisons (usually a a guard)
B) Wal-Mart (the only place to shop)
C) The University
D) The Local school district
The local was employed by choice A- He had a mullet (in 1995), his shirt was unbuttoned to mid-chest so the hair and 5 gold chains he sported were exposed, and had a jeep with license plate that read DANNEEE- 2 guesses as to what his name was. We referred to him as "mu-fuckin Danny Theriot" of Dance Fever/Saturday Night Fever fame.
Apparently, CB didn't read the warning regarding alcohol consumption on her diet pills. So while she is hooking up with Disco Inferno, she drinks about 4 beers. We end up having to CARRY her out of the bar. We get her home and strip her naked while she pukes and shits herself all at the same time. Naked. On our bathroom rugs. Which we threw away. One of the grossest and worst experiances ever.
Also- CB goes to school to teach elementary school. Only thing is that she doesn't really have a strong grasp of the english language. She can't spell for shit. Or write for shit. I know, I edited her papers.
And here are some of her most famous pronunciations:
Population: Pop-a-lashun
Napkin: Nakin (apparently the "p" is silent)
Cop (as in cop an attitude)- cock
Duck (as in duck for cover)- dunk
The list goes on... And she actually has a teaching job. Teaching children how to read and write.
Heavens....