Posted by Jessica Rabbit at 207-232-126-75.ip.van.radiant.net on May 27, 2003 at 14:42:53:
In Reply to: Look what I found on a co-workers computer... posted by Altmann on May 27, 2003 at 13:33:34:
Some of these are my boyfriend, some I just wanted to respond to for the sake of it. You should respond to them and make sure you save the document. That would be a riot!
: 4. NICE PENUS, ABOUT 7 INCHES - Check, he's got that.
: 8. GET ALONG WITH MY FAMILY - Shit, I don't get along with my family, why the heck should he?
: 12. NOT RACIST - Now where is the fun in that?
: 13. UPTONE, DOESN’T PUT UP WITH MY SHIT, DOESN’T GIVE ME ANY - Once again, no fun there.
: 14. SAME COMM LAG AS ME - I have NO idea what this means
: 15. VERY IN COMM - Or This.
: 16. LOVES ANIMALS - He's got that
: 19. GETS ALONG REALLY WELL WITH MY FRIENDS ESPECIALLY CHRIS, JULIE, MATINA, COLIN, WELL THE LIST GOES ON, THE POINT IS HE IS REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH THEM. - Most of my friend will want to sleep with him, being that's he's cute and they are gay.
: 22. GOOD ABILITY TO ADAPT TO ME. - I have no idea what this means either.
: 23. STAYS IN EXCHANGE WITH ME, I STAY IN GOOD EXCHANGE WITH HIM - Or this.
: 25. VERY FUNNY, CAN ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH, BUT KNOWS WHEN IT ISN’T APPROPRIATE - Oh he's definately got that one.
: 26. SMART, IQ OF AROUND 130 - He thinks he's smarter than me.
: 27. WE GET MARRIED IN 6 MONTHS - Not that important.
: 28. I WANT A BIG DIAMOND ON OUR ENGAGEMENT RING - No that important.
: 29. I WANT A HUGE, BEAUTIFUL WEDDING - Blergh. No thanks.
: 31. NO MAGOR FIGHTS - Or major fights, that would be important too.
: 34. ISN’T VIOLENT - Lord, I could beat my other half up.
: 35. HAS A DAMN NICE CAR, LIKE A PORCHE BOXTER OR A DODGE DERANGO - Have you even driven a Porsche? They are pieces of shite. Btw, how come she can spell Porsche an and not "major"?
: 36. BUYS ME A DAMN NICE CAR - A car is a car, get over it. If you really want a nice car, go for a Lexus, now that's a nice car!
: 40. WE LOOK GREAT TOGETHER - In matching straight jackets?
: 41. WON’T CARE IF I GAIN A FEW POUNDS - Obviously not in the cranium area.
: 43. WE ARE 100% HAPPY TOGETHER - Is this after he comes up on his white horse and takes you off to his castle?
: 45. BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18 AND 24 YEARS OLD - Yes, I know alot of 24 year olds that fit this profile.
: 46. COMPLETELT READY FOR COMMITMENT - And this one.
: 47. DRESSES NICE, SHOPS AT PLACES LIKE: J CREW, THE GAP, ETC, VERY NICE STYLE - Nice style and shops at The Gap - can you say oxymoron?
: 49. PASSIONATE, LIKE ME BUT DOESN’T GET CARRIED AWAY, LOVES THAT I AM SO PASSIONATE - Is a contradiciton to the point of "Loves me more than I can fit into this scene"