Posted by Altmann at adsl-67-123-75-250.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net on May 27, 2003 at 13:33:34:
OK, so I'm searching through some documents on the network at my work. (I kindof CREATED the network so I can see everything on everyones computer (power baby) and I came across this little document. I mean, COME ON. Chicks, please say that this is NOT what every chick wants. I just couldn't believe my eyes and SOMEONE had to see it. You see, it's a synopsis of what this person-who-shall-remain-nameless' ideal man would be. I found it and after reading it, women think MEN are PICKY?!?!?!!! DAMN....
Sorry for not posting in a while. I still lurk but I'm WAY busier at the new job. So.. Here's the bullshit IDEAL MAN as I found it written on a co-workers computer (she's about 23):
MY IDEAL SCENE
MAY 18, 2003
1. HE HAS TO BE 6’FT TO 6’4’’
2. MUSCULAR WITH NICE PECKS, ABLE TO PICK ME UP EASILY, VERY NICELY BUILT
3. NOTHING OUT OF PROPORTION
4. NICE PENUS, ABOUT 7 INCHES
5. RITCH, RITCH ENOUGH TO SUPPORT US FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES AND THEN SOME
6. WORKS HERE.
7. SAME GOALS AND PURPOSES.
8. GET ALONG WITH MY FAMILY
9. BE ABLE TO SUPPORT MY PARENTS WHEN THEY GET OLD, BUT THEY DON’T LIVE WITH US, NEARBY WOULD BE NICE THOUGH.
10. WANTS AND LOVES KIDS.
11. IS OK WITH ADOPTING THE SAME RATIO OF KIDS THAT WE HAVE.
12. NOT RACIST
13. UPTONE, DOESN’T PUT UP WITH MY SHIT, DOESN’T GIVE ME ANY
14. SAME COMM LAG AS ME
15. VERY IN COMM
16. LOVES ANIMALS
17. WILL TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER, A MOVIE AND WHAT EVER ELSE, AND HE PAYS
18. I WANT TO FIND THIS GUY WHEN I GET BACK FROM LA WITH IN 3 MONTHS, THE SOONER THE BETTER
19. GETS ALONG REALLY WELL WITH MY FRIENDS ESPECIALLY CHRIS, JULIE, MATINA, COLIN, WELL THE LIST GOES ON, THE POINT IS HE IS REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH THEM.
20. HE HAS TO HAVE A REALLY NICE FAMILY WHO ARE , NO FAMILY MEMBER IS ANTAGONISTIC
21. GOOD HYGENE NOT SMELLY, ANYWHERE.
22. GOOD ABILITY TO ADAPT TO ME.
23. STAYS IN EXCHANGE WITH ME, I STAY IN GOOD EXCHANGE WITH HIM
24. NOT MEAN OR PUSHY
25. VERY FUNNY, CAN ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH, BUT KNOWS WHEN IT ISN’T APPROPRIATE
26. SMART, IQ OF AROUND 130
27. WE GET MARRIED IN 6 MONTHS
28. I WANT A BIG DIAMOND ON OUR ENGAGEMENT RING
29. I WANT A HUGE, BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
30. HE KEEPS ME HAPPY
31. NO MAGOR FIGHTS
32. LOVES TO HOLD ME
33. BLACK, BUT NOT TOO DARK, SOME LIGHT RACE MIX… YUMMM!!!!!
34. ISN’T VIOLENT
35. HAS A DAMN NICE CAR, LIKE A PORCHE BOXTER OR A DODGE DERANGO
36. BUYS ME A DAMN NICE CAR
37. THROUGHS ME A SURPRISE PARTY ON MY BIRTHDAY
38. LOVES ME MORE THAN I CAN PUT INTO THIS IDEAL SCENE
39. I LOVE HIM MORE THAN I CAN PUT INTO THIS IDEAL SCENE
40. WE LOOK GREAT TOGETHER
41. WON’T CARE IF I GAIN A FEW POUNDS
42. ALWAYS SUPPORTS ME, IN WHATEVER I CHOSE, BUT STATES HIS OPINION CLEARLY
43. WE ARE 100% HAPPY TOGETHER
44. GOOD TEETH, CLEAN, STRAIGHT, WHITE, NOT STAINED
45. BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18 AND 24 YEARS OLD
46. COMPLETELT READY FOR COMMITMENT
47. DRESSES NICE, SHOPS AT PLACES LIKE: J CREW, THE GAP, ETC, VERY NICE STYLE
48. WE MOVE INTO MY HOUSE AFTER ABOUT A MONTH OF DATING, LIVE THERE FOR SIX MONTHS TO A FEW YEARS, THEN GET A PLACE OF OUR OWN
49. PASSIONATE, LIKE ME BUT DOESN’T GET CARRIED AWAY, LOVES THAT I AM SO PASSIONATE
50. SOCIAL, FRIENDLY
51. LIKES ME, AND ONLY ME…
I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!