Posted by Mister Smosh at 204.6.91.246 on May 27, 2003 at 15:25:52:
In Reply to: My IDEAL CHICK posted by Altmann on May 27, 2003 at 15:21:13:
: 1. large tits. 38 DD at least
: 2. knows how to make dinners of every type: Italian, Mexican, French & Indian.
: 3. Always wants sex
: 4. Loves wearing victoria's secret.
: 5. about 5'9 120lbs.
: 6. has a twin sister
: 7. They both go out with me at the same time
: 8. never wants to get married
: 9. Owns the 49ers
: 10. Doesn't mind if I gain about 80 lbs.
: 11. Doesn't mind experimenting in the bedroom.
: 12. Can never get pregnant.
: 13. Never ages.
: 14. Can Shapeshift into any woman on the planet but not ugly ones and she would have a full conceptual understanding of exactly what i want in a female.
: 15. has a rotating tongue.
: 16. doesn't grow hair anywhere other than her head.
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: There ya go. Come on... there's gotta be at least one chick out there for me right???
HAHAHHAH. Touche'!!!!