My IDEAL CHICK

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Posted by Altmann at adsl-67-125-233-32.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net on May 27, 2003 at 15:21:13:

1. large tits. 38 DD at least
2. knows how to make dinners of every type: Italian, Mexican, French & Indian.
3. Always wants sex
4. Loves wearing victoria's secret.
5. about 5'9 120lbs.
6. has a twin sister
7. They both go out with me at the same time
8. never wants to get married
9. Owns the 49ers
10. Doesn't mind if I gain about 80 lbs.
11. Doesn't mind experimenting in the bedroom.
12. Can never get pregnant.
13. Never ages.
14. Can Shapeshift into any woman on the planet but not ugly ones and she would have a full conceptual understanding of exactly what i want in a female.
15. has a rotating tongue.
16. doesn't grow hair anywhere other than her head.

There ya go. Come on... there's gotta be at least one chick out there for me right???

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I forgot some items... Altmann 16:05:29 5/27/03 (0)
I found your woman KSmithee 16:00:48 5/27/03 (3)
- UGH! And she hates sex!!!! UGH UGH!!! *nt* fluffy 16:11:14 5/27/03 (2)
  - Says you KSmithee 16:15:47 5/27/03 (1)
    - Does she order you around too? fluffy 16:17:29 5/27/03 (0)
Nope! She does not exist!!! **nt* fluffy 15:55:12 5/27/03 (1)
- Shhh dont tell him that,let the man dream. nt Hardly Clerkin 16:04:36 5/27/03 (0)
My IDEAL WOMAN KSmithee 15:54:44 5/27/03 (2)
- I wouldn't f her w/Bea Arthur's dick! n/t Barry, Suave MF 15:56:45 5/27/03 (1)
  - Ahhhh don't be jealous KSmithee 15:58:42 5/27/03 (0)
My ideal woman........... GoldenCheese 15:46:15 5/27/03 (4)
- With exception of #4 You described ME!!!!! *nt* fluffy 16:07:55 5/27/03 (3)
  - Ditto, mostly. *NT* jkm822 16:20:52 5/27/03 (2)
    - Forget the *NT*, I added to it. *NT* jkm822 16:21:54 5/27/03 (1)
      - me too! Both of them!!!! MY fluffy 16:32:35 5/27/03 (0)
Hehe....comments & my list: Barry, Suave MF 15:44:58 5/27/03 (4)
- Wow ! You sound like a catch!!! Kimberlieo 16:23:54 5/27/03 (3)
  - I can do the spoon thing.... Barry, Suave MF 17:20:07 5/27/03 (1)
    - Sooo Sauve....nt Kimberlieo 17:54:14 5/27/03 (0)
  - Have you seen his picture?? He is a catch! *nt* fluffy 16:34:04 5/27/03 (0)
The chick you will end up with probably !!! GoldenCheese 15:31:37 5/27/03 (1)
- That was great... finnegan 15:51:55 5/27/03 (0)
Here you go... Trent Reno 15:29:57 5/27/03 (0)
Corrections Hardly Clerkin 15:29:09 5/27/03 (0)
dude,....down put the crack cocaine..or at least.. innerinsanity666 15:27:31 5/27/03 (1)
- Go down the page a bit. jkm822 15:28:09 5/27/03 (0)
Hmmm... jkm822 15:27:16 5/27/03 (0)
Re: My IDEAL CHICK Mister Smosh 15:25:52 5/27/03 (0)

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: 1. large tits. 38 DD at least : 2. knows how to make dinners of every type: Italian, Mexican, French & Indian. : 3. Always wants sex : 4. Loves wearing victoria's secret. : 5. about 5'9 120lbs. : 6. has a twin sister : 7. They both go out with me at the same time : 8. never wants to get married : 9. Owns the 49ers : 10. Doesn't mind if I gain about 80 lbs. : 11. Doesn't mind experimenting in the bedroom. : 12. Can never get pregnant. : 13. Never ages. : 14. Can Shapeshift into any woman on the planet but not ugly ones and she would have a full conceptual understanding of exactly what i want in a female. : 15. has a rotating tongue. : 16. doesn't grow hair anywhere other than her head. : : There ya go. Come on... there's gotta be at least one chick out there for me right???

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