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Posted by Barry, Suave MF at host-4-17-193-113.lordbissell.com on May 27, 2003 at 15:44:58:

In Reply to: My IDEAL CHICK posted by Altmann on May 27, 2003 at 15:21:13:

: 1. large tits. 38 DD at least

I'm not a boob man.

: 2. knows how to make dinners of every type: Italian, Mexican, French & Indian.

Cool, also, but I'd like them to show me how to cook better.

: 3. Always wants sex

True, but what if you or she is puking their guts out at the time? I'd say 'nah'.

: 4. Loves wearing victoria's secret.

Good, good.

: 5. about 5'9 120lbs.

Good size, though I don't mind if they're a bit heavier and/or shorter.

: 6. has a twin sister

Or a 'hottie sister' would suffice.

: 7. They both go out with me at the same time

Nah. One's enough.

: 8. never wants to get married

Maybe.

: 9. Owns the 49ers

Eh.

: 10. Doesn't mind if I gain about 80 lbs.

That would never happen with me.

: 11. Doesn't mind experimenting in the bedroom.

Again, good.

: 12. Can never get pregnant.

Eh.

: 13. Never ages.

You 2 would look funny shopping in the mall. Her being 25 & you being 85.

: 14. Can Shapeshift into any woman on the planet but not ugly ones and she would have a full conceptual understanding of exactly what i want in a female.

Umm....okay.

: 15. has a rotating tongue.

Like a serpent?

: 16. doesn't grow hair anywhere other than her head.

Good, good.

My list:

1. Was born & was always a female.

2. Is not psycho.

3. Wants to have sex with me.

Though I've never had a problem w/#1, the rest of my list are seemingly impossible to find.

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Wow ! You sound like a catch!!! Kimberlieo 16:23:54 5/27/03 (3)
- I can do the spoon thing.... Barry, Suave MF 17:20:07 5/27/03 (1)
  - Sooo Sauve....nt Kimberlieo 17:54:14 5/27/03 (0)
- Have you seen his picture?? He is a catch! *nt* fluffy 16:34:04 5/27/03 (0)

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: : 1. large tits. 38 DD at least : I'm not a boob man. : : 2. knows how to make dinners of every type: Italian, Mexican, French & Indian. : Cool, also, but I'd like them to show me how to cook better. : : 3. Always wants sex : True, but what if you or she is puking their guts out at the time? I'd say 'nah'. : : 4. Loves wearing victoria's secret. : Good, good. : : 5. about 5'9 120lbs. : Good size, though I don't mind if they're a bit heavier and/or shorter. : : 6. has a twin sister : Or a 'hottie sister' would suffice. : : 7. They both go out with me at the same time : Nah. One's enough. : : 8. never wants to get married : Maybe. : : 9. Owns the 49ers : Eh. : : 10. Doesn't mind if I gain about 80 lbs. : That would never happen with me. : : 11. Doesn't mind experimenting in the bedroom. : Again, good. : : 12. Can never get pregnant. : Eh. : : 13. Never ages. : You 2 would look funny shopping in the mall. Her being 25 & you being 85. : : 14. Can Shapeshift into any woman on the planet but not ugly ones and she would have a full conceptual understanding of exactly what i want in a female. : Umm....okay. : : 15. has a rotating tongue. : Like a serpent? : : 16. doesn't grow hair anywhere other than her head. : Good, good. : My list: : 1. Was born & was always a female. : 2. Is not psycho. : 3. Wants to have sex with me. : : Though I've never had a problem w/#1, the rest of my list are seemingly impossible to find.

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