Posted by Hardly Clerkin at adsl-67-122-22-134.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net on May 27, 2003 at 15:29:09:
In Reply to: My IDEAL CHICK posted by Altmann on May 27, 2003 at 15:21:13:
: 1. large tits. 38 DD at most any bigger I might hurt myself
: 2. knows how to make dinners of every type: Italian, Mexican, French & Indian. ANd breakfast and lunch
: 3. Always wants sex And give head
: 4. Loves wearing victoria's secret. No correction
: 5. about 5'9 120lbs. WIth J-lo-esqe ass
: 6. has a twin sister perfect
: 7. They both go out with me at the same time-fine
: 8. never wants to get married - fine
: 9. Owns the 49ers- IDEAL
: 10. Doesn't mind if I gain about 80 lbs.-Good
: 11. Doesn't mind experimenting in the bedroom. Good
: 12. Can never get pregnant. Good
: 13. Never ages. can age 2-3 years at most
: 14. Can Shapeshift into any woman on the planet but not ugly ones and she would have a full conceptual understanding of exactly what i want in a female. Good
: 15. has a rotating tongue. ANd Kung Fu grip
: 16. doesn't grow hair anywhere other than her head. ideal
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: There ya go. Come on... there's gotta be at least one chick out there for me right???
I havent seen her yet.