Posted by GoldenCheese at cache-loh-ad03.proxy.aol.com on May 27, 2003 at 15:31:37:
In Reply to: My IDEAL CHICK posted by Altmann on May 27, 2003 at 15:21:13:
: 1. Deformed ugly tits with huge nipples:
2. knows how to make dinners of every type: microwave,boil in the bag burnt beans on toast
: 3. Never wants sex
: 4. Loves wearing huge ugly pants.
: 5. about 5'0 220lbs.
: 6. has a twin sister
: 7. They both go out with me at the same time
: 8. Always wants to get married
: 9. Looks like one of the 49ers
: 10. Goes nut and calls me lazy if i gain about 80 lbs.
: 11. Only does missionary position cause eveything else is deemed dirty.
: 12. Can never get pregnant because she is a slob.
: 13. Prematurely ages.
: 14. she would have absolutely no understanding of exactly what i want in a female.
: 15. has a non stop tongue.
: 16.grow's hair anywhere other than her head.
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: There ya go. Come on... there's gotta be at least one chick out there for me right???