Posted by finnegan at alb-24-195-56-35.nycap.rr.com on May 27, 2003 at 15:51:55:
In Reply to: The chick you will end up with probably !!! posted by GoldenCheese on May 27, 2003 at 15:31:37:
Lokks like a 49er killed me, only thing i would have added is to 11. only makes love through a hole in a sheet.
-finn
: : 1. Deformed ugly tits with huge nipples:
: 2. knows how to make dinners of every type: microwave,boil in the bag burnt beans on toast
: : 3. Never wants sex
: : 4. Loves wearing huge ugly pants.
: : 5. about 5'0 220lbs.
: : 6. has a twin sister
: : 7. They both go out with me at the same time
: : 8. Always wants to get married
: : 9. Looks like one of the 49ers
: : 10. Goes nut and calls me lazy if i gain about 80 lbs.
: : 11. Only does missionary position cause eveything else is deemed dirty.
: : 12. Can never get pregnant because she is a slob.
: : 13. Prematurely ages.
: : 14. she would have absolutely no understanding of exactly what i want in a female.
: : 15. has a non stop tongue.
: : 16.grow's hair anywhere other than her head.
: :
: : There ya go. Come on... there's gotta be at least one chick out there for me right???