Posted by jkm822 at alb-24-195-228-34.nycap.rr.com on May 28, 2003 at 23:59:52:
In Reply to: hahaha You are a GEM! *nt* posted by fluffy on May 28, 2003 at 23:55:55:
: : : : It makes you look older, I hear.
: : : : That's how retarded that argument sounds.
: : : and kevin hoffman ;)
: : And me.
: : And Kevin Smith.
: : And Eddie Izzard.
: : And Denis Leary.
: : And Craig Charles.
: : In the words of Craig Charles:
: : "I love smoking. I don't just love smoking, I screw, fuck, shag, wank, nob smoking.
: You know what I mean? I am smoking, I embrace smoking I... I pet smoking heavily.
: I smoke, therefore I am. I am the king of smo, I am the smo king! No known human
: activity is not enhanced with a sweet, fragrant snout in the gob....
: : See, the thing about it is, smoking is cool. 30 years of government propaganda to
: the contrary have not altered the fact that smoking is cool. It might kill you, But if you
: think that being uncool is better than being dead, ask yourselves this:
: : Who would you rather be? James Dean, or Anthea Turner? [a British aerobics
: enthusiast, apparently -JKM] Anthea Turner - famous non-smoker. Adolf Hitler -
: famous non-smoker. John Selwin Gummer - famous non-smoker [former British
: Minister of Agriculture - JKM]. Three people responsible for more suffering in this
: century than the whole of emphysema and bronchitis rolled together in a fucking
: big fat Risla."
: : He goes on, but I'm getting tired of hitting pause and play....