Posted by fluffy at 216.230.138.157 on May 28, 2003 at 23:55:55:
In Reply to: True, true.... posted by jkm822 on May 28, 2003 at 23:28:31:
: : : It makes you look older, I hear.
: : : That's how retarded that argument sounds.
: : and kevin hoffman ;)
: And me.
: And Kevin Smith.
: And Eddie Izzard.
: And Denis Leary.
: And Craig Charles.
: In the words of Craig Charles:
: "I love smoking. I don't just love smoking, I screw, fuck, shag, wank, nob smoking.
You know what I mean? I am smoking, I embrace smoking I... I pet smoking heavily.
I smoke, therefore I am. I am the king of smo, I am the smo king! No known human
activity is not enhanced with a sweet, fragrant snout in the gob....
: See, the thing about it is, smoking is cool. 30 years of government propaganda to
the contrary have not altered the fact that smoking is cool. It might kill you, But if you
think that being uncool is better than being dead, ask yourselves this:
: Who would you rather be? James Dean, or Anthea Turner? [a British aerobics
enthusiast, apparently -JKM] Anthea Turner - famous non-smoker. Adolf Hitler -
famous non-smoker. John Selwin Gummer - famous non-smoker [former British
Minister of Agriculture - JKM]. Three people responsible for more suffering in this
century than the whole of emphysema and bronchitis rolled together in a fucking
big fat Risla."
: He goes on, but I'm getting tired of hitting pause and play....