Posted by jkm822 at alb-24-195-228-34.nycap.rr.com on May 28, 2003 at 23:28:31:
In Reply to: smoking is for losers posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on May 28, 2003 at 23:07:36:
: : It makes you look older, I hear.
: : That's how retarded that argument sounds.
: and kevin hoffman ;)
And me.
And Kevin Smith.
And Eddie Izzard.
And Denis Leary.
And Craig Charles.
In the words of Craig Charles:
"I love smoking. I don't just love smoking, I screw, fuck, shag, wank, nob smoking. You know what I mean? I am smoking, I embrace smoking I... I pet smoking heavily. I smoke, therefore I am. I am the king of smo, I am the smo king! No known human activity is not enhanced with a sweet, fragrant snout in the gob....
See, the thing about it is, smoking is cool. 30 years of government propaganda to the contrary have not altered the fact that smoking is cool. It might kill you, But if you think that being uncool is better than being dead, ask yourselves this:
Who would you rather be? James Dean, or Anthea Turner? [a British aerobics enthusiast, apparently -JKM] Anthea Turner - famous non-smoker. Adolf Hitler - famous non-smoker. John Selwin Gummer - famous non-smoker [former British Minister of Agriculture - JKM]. Three people responsible for more suffering in this century than the whole of emphysema and bronchitis rolled together in a fucking big fat Risla."
He goes on, but I'm getting tired of hitting pause and play....