I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

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: Maybe just a painfill hug. : : 1. Second-hand cigarette smoke is harmful... Thoughts? : Say there was some person intent on hurling viles of acid on himself. You wouldn't let said person stand in a crouded group and engage in this activity, would you? : : : : 2. Which race has the ugliest women? : What are you, an idiot? What ever the hell Admiral Ackbar was. : : 3. Best type of pet... : : Monkey, big suprise, huh? : : 4. If you could have only one condiment for the rest of eternity, which would you choose? : salsa : : 5. Of these, which is most important to you? : : Sex : : Money : : Friends : If only I could have sex with my friends on a pile of money, eh? : : 6. Of these, you most fear... : : A condom breaking while having sex : : Walking out of the bathroom with a wet spot on your pants : : Causing a traffic accident : *goldenrod spits on this question* : : 7. Sheets of toilet paper should come... : : Over the roll : : Under the roll : Over looks better. However, if you have a small person woth a low IQ, eg a toddler or a monkey, Under is far less appealing to unravel all over the room. : : 8. Which is worse? : : Being constipated : : Having diarrhea : You should just learn to appreciate these things in there own special ways. : : 9. Given only these choices, which would you choose? : : The relief of taking a piss after holding it for a long time : : The relief of orgasm after not getting laid for a long time : Now, if I pick "B", do I not get to piss again? : : 10. Best James Bond Actor... : : X Sean Connery : : George Lazenby : : Roger Moore : : Timothy Dalton : : Pierce Brosnan : *goldenrod spits on this question as well, but notice how, in his devine tollerance, he has answered it anyway.* : : 11. Favorite James Bond Movie... : : Goldfinger (most original) and From Russia With Love (most realistically thrilling) : : 12. Do you own a gun? : no : : : : 13. Which do you prefer? : : X Microsoft's X-Box : : Nintendo's game systems : : Sony's Playstation : : Atari 2600 : : Other game system : : X Don't play console games : I don't play console games, but I choose X-Box, because when the great Gates marches across the world leaving only a path of burning rubble and incomprehensibe error messages, I know which side I want to be on. : : 14. Fajitas... : : With chicken : : With beef : : Half and half : : Some horrible vegetarian incarnation : : I'm crazy and don't like fajitas : I... I cant decide! Chicken, NO, beef no Chicken!... DAMN YOU! : : 15. Who is smartest? : : X Curious George : : George W. Bush : : George of the Jungle : Dubya doesn't even know he's a monkey, GotJ only wants to be a monkey. While CG knows he's a monkey and utilizes all of his monkeyly skills. : : 16. How often do you masturbate? : Just a second, I'm almost done... : : 16b. Do you use toys? : I have a Mr. Potato head on my desk as we speak. I use him to hold my Smarties. : : 17. What is your favorite movie genre? : this question is below you. To keep from being like everone else, who will no doubt state a shitload of them I'm just going to say porn. : : 18. Which is your favorite type of adult movie? : WOW, WHAT A COINCIDANCE : : Soft core (Showtime, Cinemax, Red Shoe Diaries, etc...) : : X Hard core (XXX Video, full penetration, facial cum shots, etc...) : At least they are honest with themselves : : 19. The best sex would be... : : One-time and anonymous : : With the same person for the rest of your life : : Once in a while with someone that you consider a friend : That's it?! These are my options?! : : 20. Oral sex? : : Give : : Receive : : Both : : Neither : Do unto others : : : : 21. If the U.S. government could profit from marijuana, would it be legal? : No, they're to busy making a profit off of war. : : 22. Which is the worse drug for society to promote? : : Marijuana : : X Prozac : Once again, at least Pot is honest with itself : : 23. The quality of sex for you is determined by... : : How the other person made you feel : : X How you made the other person feel : I would have to say B, beause you're a dick who's making me choose. : : 24. Which is most honorable? : : Sex for procreation : : Sex for recreation : : Sex for occupation : D)! sex with a ninja! They are the most honourable of all : : 25. Have you ever been in the heat of passion, about to have sex with someone and noticed that their underwear had skidmarks? : Oh Shit! That was you!?

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