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Posted by Matt Unwin at 202.94.75.171 on May 28, 2003 at 06:11:32:

In Reply to: Okay, a poll, why not? posted by Smalls on May 28, 2003 at 05:57:16:

: 1.) Is that Evanvesence song a parody of every bad metal ballad ever made on purpose or on sweet sweet accident?
no idea in all that is holy what you're talking about

: 2.) The story of Popeye is the story of marijuana addiction. Give me three supporting reasons why.
after digesting a green substance his mental state is altered
He believes his physical state is altered
and would do anything to get his hands on some of the green substance

: 3.) Why do most internet fetishes involve some level of being forced into the fetish? Are we truly so repressed as a culture that we have to be forced into our desires, even in our fantasies?
i dont care much for fetishes

: 4.) Isn't it great how when someone is put down on death row, their victim magically comes back to life? Wasn't it cool how when we nuked Hiroshima, all those sailors in Pearl Harbor came back to life? When do you think we discovered this?
The same time they discovered that if you have a headache the best remedy is to bash your skull open and let the evil spirits out.

: 5.) Why not just quit your day job and do something meaningful before you fucking die?
because my day jobs gives me money and i need money while im at uni, once i finish uni i hopefully will do something meaningful before i die.

: 6.) The parallels between the story of Jesus and vampire mythology are teeming. Give me four.
Rise from the dead, almost invincible, "brainwashed" followers, walking on water - power to fly

: 7.) When someone bitches about the effects of aging (Oh! I have a gray hair! Oh! I have a wrinkle! Woe is me!) don't you want to remind them what the alternative is?
There are a lot of things that are much worse than signs of aging.

: 8.) Eraserhead: yay or nay?
never seen it

: 9.) Sports bonus question: Which is more disgusting, the front runner who expects their team to win the whole show every year and if they don't they fucking turn on them or the guy who doggedly sticks to the same crappy team year after year complaining endlessly yet also feeling proud and matryred for it? Who do you hate more, the Yankees or the Red Sox?
Dont follow US sports

: 10.) Give me an over-under on when we plant some Sarin gas in Baghdad.
dude, like its not already there.
: Mike

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: : 1.) Is that Evanvesence song a parody of every bad metal ballad ever made on purpose or on sweet sweet accident? : no idea in all that is holy what you're talking about : : 2.) The story of Popeye is the story of marijuana addiction. Give me three supporting reasons why. : after digesting a green substance his mental state is altered : He believes his physical state is altered : and would do anything to get his hands on some of the green substance : : 3.) Why do most internet fetishes involve some level of being forced into the fetish? Are we truly so repressed as a culture that we have to be forced into our desires, even in our fantasies? : i dont care much for fetishes : : 4.) Isn't it great how when someone is put down on death row, their victim magically comes back to life? Wasn't it cool how when we nuked Hiroshima, all those sailors in Pearl Harbor came back to life? When do you think we discovered this? : The same time they discovered that if you have a headache the best remedy is to bash your skull open and let the evil spirits out. : : 5.) Why not just quit your day job and do something meaningful before you fucking die? : because my day jobs gives me money and i need money while im at uni, once i finish uni i hopefully will do something meaningful before i die. : : 6.) The parallels between the story of Jesus and vampire mythology are teeming. Give me four. : Rise from the dead, almost invincible, "brainwashed" followers, walking on water - power to fly : : 7.) When someone bitches about the effects of aging (Oh! I have a gray hair! Oh! I have a wrinkle! Woe is me!) don't you want to remind them what the alternative is? : There are a lot of things that are much worse than signs of aging. : : 8.) Eraserhead: yay or nay? : never seen it : : 9.) Sports bonus question: Which is more disgusting, the front runner who expects their team to win the whole show every year and if they don't they fucking turn on them or the guy who doggedly sticks to the same crappy team year after year complaining endlessly yet also feeling proud and matryred for it? Who do you hate more, the Yankees or the Red Sox? : Dont follow US sports : : 10.) Give me an over-under on when we plant some Sarin gas in Baghdad. : dude, like its not already there. : : Mike

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